Madi: Really incredible woman who lives the faith she professes but needs to find someone on par with her maturity and beliefs. Proud that she stood up for herself to Barb, especially when Peter allowed it to happen.

Hannah Ann: much more mature than most people her age. I thought she handled the breakup exceptionally well — as she also handled things on ATFR, with the exception of a couple angry head nods and facial expressions — but who can blame her. I sincerely hope she is a future Bachelorette.

Barb: professes to love her son soooo much but makes his choice all about HER. Obviously makes all decisions for her children, controlling them through crying guilt trips and other emotional manipulations.

Peter Sr. (a.k.a. No Balls Sr.): I’m actually surprised he can stand on his own without a backbone… but perhaps it’s Barb’s puppet strings holding him up?

Mrs & Mr. Barb Weber: Truly disgraceful performance on ATFR the way Barb went after Madi and Peter Sr. did nothing but sit meekly by her side and only spoke (without any conviction) because she coerced it out of him.

Finally…. Peter’s brother. Equally disappointing when he tried mightedly to steer Peter towards Hannah Ann primarily because sex with her was not out of the question, instead of supporting his brother’s choice dilemma pragmatically or with brotherly love. Guess sex is THE most important thing in life.

In the end I hope Peter ultimately ends up with equally indecisive and sex starved — Hannah Brown. They are perfect for each other and at least something will have come of this season.

All IMHO, of course. 😞